It's coming!

Can you guess what? Yes indeed, it's time for another book! The print version is already out, you can buy it online everywhere! The ebook versions are being published at the moment, ready to be bought worldwide! Finally the Audiobook is in production, coming soon early October! Well, what is the story about? It's life happening, that's what. The story about my divorce! Fiction or non fiction it's all there, all the sweet and morbid details of a breakup and what happens right after. The story is not so shocking really, it'd say it's rather fun and hilarious. If you've ever been married or divorced, you'll totally get what I'm talking about. If you've never been married! Then this is a small preview of what might await you some day. By the way, dedications of this book go to. My malicious ex-wife and definitively to BigBoobs Tanya! (Picture at the end of the book) Behold all my glorious prose! You can have a preview here below the picture. Prologue plus first chapter. The full version Audiobook will be about 5 hours! Enjoy!

The New Novel

What's the great idea behind my next Novel? Okay so like one day during winter holidays, I was surfing the web and then there it was. Those awful banners flooding my screen! You have no idea, what kind of weird shit you are usually exposed to on those evil advertising banners. Like things that you don't even want nor need. All that smart tracking and cookies from website are absolutely worthless, those so called smart banners have no idea what I might want to buy. Anyways, like usual there's lot of porn around the web, here and there, just everywhere. Nowadays what's very popular in the porn universe is, CamGirls. There are pay websites and free websites, in all flavors and colors of the fucking rainbow as you might imagine. So out of curiosity, or boredom, or hornyness I clicked both in free and paid websites. Sweet lord, Jesus in all his glorious heavenly glory, was I ready for a kinky surprise? A new celestial universe of online debauchery was placed before me, what to do oh what to do??? I decided to research the topic, so I casually started talking to some of these performers, I started learning about their lifestyles, their backgrounds. I pretty much learned what makes and pushes this girls to shake their booties on camera for moneyz. Well, you might not believe me if I tell you this but, some of these girls make thousands of dollars per month. Just for performing sexual acts live on camera for a couple hours maybe 2-3 hours per day. There are actually all kinds of people doing these jobs, from all kinds of backgrounds, ages, social statuses, countries. Just like infinite possibilities. The topic itself seems like a very good topic for a novel doesn't it? So from my research and interviews, I put up the best ideas and experiences together. Literally my next novel was born out of an annoying internet banner one snowy winter day. The protagonist herself is a fictional character not based on anyone, she could be like a cliche performer in the CamGirl business, with a twist. The story takes place in Russia of course, (you know where I live right?) and the twist is something rather clever. She, the CamGirl known as PurpleCandyXXX, believes to be the rightful reincarnation of Ishtar the Mesopotamian goddess. The book is very spicy, witty and full of funny satirical profanity that dwells in philosophy, just like my signature style. The book is set for a release date on May the 9th, in all formats. Ebook, Print and Audibook. Get your copies today! Buy several print versions and stack them all up together to create a beautiful and symbolical Tower of Babel, an altar to the goddess. The protagonist will sure thank you for that.

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